Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question. After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.
Episodes
Monday Sep 15, 2025
Monday Sep 15, 2025
DEFENDANT: Annabelle
EVIDENCE: Manos Special Edition Annabelle Cabernet Sauvignon
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hell
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Hey friend — pull up a chair and pour yourself a glass (or two) — we spent the episode diving into Annabelle, Manos' delightfully creepy collector bottles, and a whole lot of supernatural rambling. Expect laughs, movie takes, and some bourbon-powered philosophy about demons, dolls, and the weird stuff that gives you goosebumps.
Whether you’re Team Scared or Team Skeptic, we’re keeping it cozy and a little spooky — like chatting with your most entertainingly weird friend over wine. Come for the horror breakdowns, stay for the ridiculous tangents about haunted lamps, porcelain dolls, and whether priests should just take the damn cursed thing to church.
Monday Sep 08, 2025
Monday Sep 08, 2025
Hey friend — this episode dives into a tense family showdown: a wife refuses to have her judgmental, purity-culture–pushing mother-in-law move in, while her husband insists it’s his duty. We’re sipping wine, reading Reddit, and delivering a candid verdict about who’s in the wrong — spoiler: it gets heated.
Come for the drama, stay for the spicy takes and listener stories. If you’ve got wild in-law tales, we want to hear them.
Monday Sep 01, 2025
Monday Sep 01, 2025
DEFENDANT: DragonCon
EVIDENCE: Old Fourth Ward Limited Edition DragonCon Bourbon
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Atlanta, Georgia!
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Hey friend — we’re back for Season 5 and we start things off with bourbon, Dragon Con vibes, and the kind of stories you only find when nerd culture meets true crime. Join us for cocktails, cosplay chat, a few messy scandals, and loads of heart.
Grab a drink, get cozy, and let’s catch up like old pals — we’ve missed you.
Tuesday Aug 26, 2025
Tuesday Aug 26, 2025
Hey friend — we’re kicking off season five with a cozy, gossip-filled Q&A. Come hang while we spill our first celeb scandals, swap fave (and not-so-fave) wines, and debate whether a hot dog is a sandwich or a taco.
It’s low-key, honest, and full of the kind of banter we’d have over a picnic bottle of Pinot. Got questions? Send them our way — we love answering on the show and sending out swag.
Monday Aug 18, 2025
Monday Aug 18, 2025
Hey friend — quick life update: after some tough losses we brought home two new sweet chaos-makers, Sylvan the snuggly cat and Marina the curious puppy, and they’ve already made the house feel whole again.
Expect loud kibble crunching, surprise ankle ambushes, backyard zoomies, and lots of goofy moments — and yes, we want to see your pet pics because they absolutely make our day.
Monday Aug 11, 2025
Monday Aug 11, 2025
Hey there, lovely listeners! In this episode, we're diving into some serious fashion revelations about my fiancé's wedding outfit. Originally, this episode was all about the accessories for the big day, but guess what? There's been a major update — the suit has finally been chosen! 
My fiancé went on a thrilling sartorial adventure with his brothers, breaking the mold with a stunning plum-colored suit. Trust me, it's not your typical wedding look, ditching the predictable dark blue for something bold and fall-appropriate. But don't worry, no fedoras were harmed in the making of this episode!
We chat through the high-stakes decision-making, have a laugh at past questionable fashion choices, and even take a poll on a certain tie — let's see if I get proven wrong! 
Plus, you'll hear all about the perfect accessories to match my floral veil.
So, cozy up, grab a glass of wine, and let us take you on this fun, fashion-forward journey. We'd love to hear your wedding style stories and opinions, so give us a shout and maybe even snag some epic swag from us. Cheers, fashionistas! 
Monday Aug 04, 2025
Monday Aug 04, 2025
Imagine finding the perfect mountain cabin with your friends, only to have the booking fall through last minute – VRBO nightmare, right? But don't worry, we got lucky with a backup plan that was even better! 
Join us as we recount our themed nights, from Disco Rodeo to Romance Book Club, and the ridiculous fun that followed – think tattoos, dance-offs, and unexpected dragonfly romances. 
Plus, we have a hilarious white elephant romance novel exchange that brought out some wild picks. Who knew romance reads could get so...unusual?
Let's toast to friendships, unexpected twists, and the joy of shared adventures. Can't wait to hear about your own bachelorette adventures and outrageous romance novel finds. Enjoy the laughs and cheers to more crazy memories!
Monday Jul 28, 2025
Monday Jul 28, 2025
Hey there, friends! Ready for some laughs and a taste of our craziest conversations yet? This week's episode dives into upcoming wedding plans, including our unique bachelorette trip with a twist!
Get the inside scoop on our no-partners-allowed getaway to a dreamy farmhouse with its own pool, where themed nights and unexpected surprises await. Plus, discover our unconventional approach to party planning, where pink, rosé, and hilarity fill the air! 
But that's not all! We're having an open discussion about funny yet relatable moments, like using body parts as props, causing chaos, and the unfiltered chats that make friendships so special. Trust us, you'll want to be a part of this wild ride. 
Monday Jul 21, 2025
Monday Jul 21, 2025
Hey there! Ready to dive into the spicy world of Hollywood gossip? In this episode, we're buzzing about Anna Camp's latest romantic escapade that seems to be stirring quite the pot. You might remember her from 'Pitch Perfect' and 'True Blood,' but now she's hitting headlines for her new relationship with Jade, a stylist nearly 20 years her junior. Is love truly blind to age gaps, or is there more than meets the eye? Let's chat about those intriguing dynamics, Hollywood pressures, and power imbalances that have everyone talking. Cheers to navigating love's true crimes, one headline at a time!
Monday Jul 14, 2025
Monday Jul 14, 2025
Hey there! Welcome to another side-splitting episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Today, we're diving headfirst into the juicy details of the Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry saga. Ever wondered about their on-and-off romance? Or the story behind THAT paddleboard picture that Topher just can't get enough of? Well, look no further!
Expect a rollercoaster of laughs as we veer off into hilarious tangents, from the mysterious mechanics of water sports to imagining the couple's daughter's accent. Topher spills the tea, or should we say, mineral water, all while keeping us on our toes. Plus, a cheeky look at celeb life, engagement ring drama, and Katy's quirky journey from California Girls to space explorer.
Join us for a light-hearted and unfiltered chat that might just have you raising a glass to some "hard-hitting" news—Dan Rather style. Whether you're sipping mineral water or something stronger, this episode promises to entertain and maybe even make you blush a little. Cheers to that, and enjoy the ride!