DEFENDANT: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
EVIDENCE: Teremano Blanco Small Batch Tequila
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jalisco Highlands, Mexico
In this VERY SPECIAL LIQUOR EPISODE, our Judges jet to the sun-drenched agave hills of Mexico, where they learn about how a time-honored spirit is crafted, Canadian wrestling dynasties, and the subtle art of sperglary.
***WARNING: The audio depicts aggressive cocktail shaking. Please join us in a celebratory dance during these portions of the episode, and remember to check the comments on Instagram and Facebook for the recipes***
Topher helps guide Rachel through the differences and similarities between organic and biodynamic wines, but Rachel remains skeptical.
EVIDENCE: Ciccone Vineyard American Gewurtztraminer, 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Leelanau Peninsula, Michigan, USA
Our judges road trip to a tiny, remote winery in the Midwest, where they discuss new product designs, who is getting Judge Rachel in the divorce, and the combat prowess of one of the biggest icons of our generation.
Rachel revisits a question about vegan wine and Topher explains the ins and outs, from production to packaging.
This episode is dedicated to the memory of April.
DEFENDANT: Nicole Scherzinger
EVIDENCE: Anti-Party Red, 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Walla Walla, Washington
Our Judges sojourn to the hidden deserts of Washington, where they drunkenly discuss feminist theory, celebrity impersonations, and issue a passionate Mario Kart challenge. Rachel tricks Topher into making a shocking confession.
Our judges answer a question about wine flavors and explain how to get the most out of your wine at home.
EVIDENCE: Ferguson Crest Red Blend "Fergalicious" 2014
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Santa Ynez Valley, CA
Our judges find themselves trapped in the colorful but dangerous world of 90's pop groups and 2000's mainstream hip-hop as they try to navigate royal imposters, misleading band names, and where to relieve themselves.
DEFENDANT(S): Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie
EVIDENCE: Miraval Rosé
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Provence, France
Our Judges make a return trip to sun-soaked Provence to check on their property and sip on some new evidence. Rachel flexes her ESP while munching a garlicky snack, and Topher waxes poetic about medieval esthetics.
EVIDENCE: Il Palagio Roxanne Rosso Toscana
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Tuscany, Italy
Our judges jaunt out to the sun-drenched hills of Tuscany, where they sample an ancient red grape, discuss family lineages, and ponder such deep questions as, "How much wine is too much?"
DEFENDANT: Lisa Vanderpump
EVIDENCE: Vanderpump Cabernet Sauvignon 2017
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA
Our judges return to the original scene of the crime in Sonoma County to investigate the alleged crimes of a femme fatale from across the pond. Topher defends Kathy Hilton while Rachel talks about the music video career of her boobs.