
Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question. After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.
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Hey there! Ready for a fun ride through the world of "Severance" with a glass in hand? In this episode, Judge Topher takes on a quirky challenge by exploring the perfect beverage matches for both the 'innie' and 'outie' versions of your favorite characters from the hit series "Severance."
From Mark's whiskey melancholy to Helly R's rebellious margaritas, we dive deep into what makes each character tick—and sip! It's a mix of humor, deep dives, and a genuine love for both wine and "Severance." Whether you're a fan of the show or just love discovering the perfect drink for any occasion, you're in for a treat.
Join us for this unique blend of true crime intrigue and delightful beverage concoctions, and don't forget to share your thoughts or your own drink suggestions for your innie or outie self! Cheers!

Monday May 12, 2025
CASE 0419: We Get It; Judge Topher is a Whore
Monday May 12, 2025
Monday May 12, 2025
DEFENDANT: Kevin Hart
EVIDENCE: Gran Coramino Cristalino Reposado Tequila (it is silver because it is clear, Fact Checker doesn't always know everything)
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jalisco, Mexico
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Hello, friends! Welcome to another tantalizing episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Picture this—you’re stepping into our cozy podcast, where we love to escape the chaos of the world and unwind.
This time, we're diving into a spirited discussion as we savor some delightful tequila. And not just any tequila; it’s Kevin Hart’s very own Coramino Tequila. Oh yes, we’re doing it right!
In this episode, we banter about the unique traditions of tequila-making, explore some funny and awkward anecdotes from Kevin Hart's life, and sift through old scandals with the lightheartedness of enjoying a smooth, strong drink. Guffaw with us over comedic imprudence and celebrity escapades while sipping on divine margaritas that you’ll definitely want to try at home.
Whether you’re here for the wine wisdom, comedic interludes, or just to hear us babble about all things entertaining, you’re in the right place. So, grab your glass and tune in for a long, enjoyable escape with us!

Monday May 05, 2025
Monday May 05, 2025
Hey folks, welcome back to another chit-chat session with us! Today, we're diving deep into the swirling controversies surrounding celebrated author Neil Gaiman. The allegations are heavy, and we're here trying to make sense of consuming art from someone whose personal life has faced serious scrutiny.
We explore the tough questions - can you truly separate an artist's work from their wrongdoings? It's a journey of personal choice in the art versus artist dilemma, and we truly believe in respecting individual paths as we try to navigate this tricky landscape.
Join us as we share our thoughts, ponder the implications, and offer our heart-felt advice on supporting not just survivors but also the many others involved in artistic endeavors without compromising your own ethics.
Let's keep this conversation going. We'd love to hear your thoughts and feelings over on our social media pages or our Gmail. Until next time, stay kind and keep questioning the world around you. Cheers!

Monday Apr 28, 2025
CASE 0418: These Are Some High End Judges!
Monday Apr 28, 2025
Monday Apr 28, 2025
DEFENDANT: White Lotus
EVIDENCE: White Lotus Makgeolli
SCENE OF THE CRIME: An Exclusive Resort Near You
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Hey friends! Welcome to another entertaining episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Grab a glass and join us as we whisk you away into the captivating world of the White Lotus – where luxury meets underhanded alliances and unexpected twists!
We’re diving into the latest season, exploring the picturesque settings from the heavenly coastlines of Thailand to the enchanting landscapes of Italy. It's a wild ride through wealth, secrets, and the fascinating drama that unfolds when some of the most flawed characters collide in paradise.
From the whirl of rich emotions to the depths of shocking betrayals (and yes, more of that seductive brotherly tension), you won't want to miss our sizzling takes and hilarious assessments. So, pop that cork and settle in for a juicy tale of hedonism, hilarity, and a hint of the sinister. Cheers to uncovering secrets over a glass – or two!

Monday Apr 21, 2025
Sidebar Ep. 110: Snack Attack Confessions: The Great Chip Debate
Monday Apr 21, 2025
Monday Apr 21, 2025
Welcome back, dear friends, to another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine, where we dive into the world of snacks, accompanied by some unexpected and wild flavors! With our guest Hermes briefly making his mischievous presence known, we tackle Judge Rachel’s burning question from our listener, Mae, about favorite potato chips.
Join us as we indulge in a spirited discussion of kettle-cooked versus ridged chips, reveal embarrassing late-night Dorito meals, and get surprised by some mind-bending chip flavors. Whether you're a fan of spicy jalapeño bites or classic Pringles crunch, there's something delightful (and a bit weird) in our delicious journey.
Prepare yourself for a special tasting session featuring some risqué selections gifted by a cheeky listener, including chips with libidinous and "exotic" flavors. It's a snack-filled adventure loaded with laughs, confessions, and a touch of the unexpected. And remember, eat your chips responsibly!

Monday Apr 14, 2025
CASE 0417: All The Lovers (of bubbly wine!)
Monday Apr 14, 2025
Monday Apr 14, 2025
DEFENDANT: Kylie Minogue
EVIDENCE: Kylie Prosecco
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Veneto, Italy/Melbourne, Australia
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Hey there, mate! Join us as we uncork a delightful rosé Prosecco and dive into the bubbly world of Kylie Minogue. We get chatty about everything from Prosecco's fizz to pop sensation Kylie, and even manage to sprinkle in some fun pop culture tidbits. It's an easy-going, laugh-filled episode you won't want to miss! So grab a glass, get cozy, and let's have at it.

Monday Apr 07, 2025
Monday Apr 07, 2025
Hey there! Ready to dive into the delicious madness that is Cracker Barrel? We've got a fun episode lined up that’s all about nostalgia, the scrumptious joy of hash brown casserole, and even a little road trip down memory lane. Imagine a place where the fried okra is crunchy, the rocking chairs are ready for serious lounging, and you never quite beat the peg game but always give it a darn good shot.
Join us as we chat about our favorite Cracker Barrel orders, the country store’s kitschy splendors, and a surprise gift that’s just as quirky as it is delightful. Whether you’re a lover of chicken and dumplings or a green bean aficionado, there’s something here for everyone. And hey, if you’ve got a favorite order or Cracker Barrel keepsake, share it with us! We’re all about connecting over good food and cozy vibes.
So grab a snack, get comfy, and let’s have some fun!

Monday Mar 31, 2025
CASE 0416: Le Joie de Vin
Monday Mar 31, 2025
Monday Mar 31, 2025
DEFENDANT: Emily in Paris
EVIDENCE: Lillet Blanc
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Paris
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Bonjour, mes amis! Dive into the delightful world of 'True Crimes Against Wine' where we take a stylish detour from our usual libations. Join us as we uncover the tantalizing truth behind aperitifs and their bitter companions, digestifs, with our special focus on the delightful Lillet Blanc.
We reminisce about thrilling Parisian adventures while sipping our aperitif cocktails, discussing everything from Emilys in 'Emily in Paris' unforgettable fashion choices to learning why aperitifs like Lillet hold a treasured place in our hearts.
This episode, filled with sparkling wit and laughter, effortlessly blends our love for wine, whimsy, and wonderful wardrobes. Don't miss out, because who wouldn't want to drink and look fabulous doing it?

Monday Mar 24, 2025
Sidebar Ep. 108: Useless Skills & Yo-Yo Showdowns
Monday Mar 24, 2025
Monday Mar 24, 2025
Hey there, friend! Get ready to giggle as we unwrap a delightful email from Tina in Greenland. She charms us with tales of yo-yo prowess and poses a fun question that gets us all sharing our most useless, yet totally entertaining, skills. Spoiler: burping on command and NY Times crosswords might just make the cut!
Join us for some laughs, hidden talents, and the joy of sharing stories across tundras.

Monday Mar 17, 2025
CASE 0415: Get a Clue, Listeners
Monday Mar 17, 2025
Monday Mar 17, 2025
DEFENDANT: Judge Rachel
EVIDENCE: A Broken Bottle of Manos Special Edition Clue Cabernet Sauvignon
SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Murder Shed
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Hey there.
Welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This week, we're diving into the mystery edition of our beloved podcast, where the unknown reigns supreme. Will we stay on topic? Who knows! But one thing's for sure, the journey will be full of laughs and tangents!
Today, we're recording from my loft with the windows open, enjoying a beautiful day with scrumptious soup simmering on the stove and a charcuterie board right beside us. If you're into ASMR of munching, this episode might just be your jam. If not, maybe hit the skip button and roll your dice elsewhere.
With our usual fact-checker MIA, we've got little baby Hermes stepping in. He's currently living it up in NYC, while we dive deep into the world of mystery, murder, and wine. Remember Clue, the classic board game? Well, we're unboxing a specially-themed wine bottle inspired by it, complete with wine-related weapons and Art Deco vibes. Perfect for anyone who loves a good pour paired with a puzzling evening!
So, whether it's dissecting the hallmark of '80s mystery movies or exploring the sophisticated chaos of the Clue legacy, we've got it all uncorked for you. Don't forget to check our TikTok for an inside look at the fantastic Clue wine unboxing moment!