True Crimes Against Wine

Hey friend — we’re kicking off season five with a cozy, gossip-filled Q&A. Come hang while we spill our first celeb scandals, swap fave (and not-so-fave) wines, and debate whether a hot dog is a sandwich or a taco.

It’s low-key, honest, and full of the kind of banter we’d have over a picnic bottle of Pinot. Got questions? Send them our way — we love answering on the show and sending out swag.

Hey friend — quick life update: after some tough losses we brought home two new sweet chaos-makers, Sylvan the snuggly cat and Marina the curious puppy, and they’ve already made the house feel whole again.

Expect loud kibble crunching, surprise ankle ambushes, backyard zoomies, and lots of goofy moments — and yes, we want to see your pet pics because they absolutely make our day.

Hey there, lovely listeners! In this episode, we're diving into some serious fashion revelations about my fiancé's wedding outfit. Originally, this episode was all about the accessories for the big day, but guess what? There's been a major update — the suit has finally been chosen! 

My fiancé went on a thrilling sartorial adventure with his brothers, breaking the mold with a stunning plum-colored suit. Trust me, it's not your typical wedding look, ditching the predictable dark blue for something bold and fall-appropriate. But don't worry, no fedoras were harmed in the making of this episode!

We chat through the high-stakes decision-making, have a laugh at past questionable fashion choices, and even take a poll on a certain tie — let's see if I get proven wrong!  Plus, you'll hear all about the perfect accessories to match my floral veil.

So, cozy up, grab a glass of wine, and let us take you on this fun, fashion-forward journey. We'd love to hear your wedding style stories and opinions, so give us a shout and maybe even snag some epic swag from us. Cheers, fashionistas! 

Hey there! In this episode, we're diving into the chaos and fun of a bachelorette trip that almost didn't happen.  Imagine finding the perfect mountain cabin with your friends, only to have the booking fall through last minute – VRBO nightmare, right? But don't worry, we got lucky with a backup plan that was even better! 

Join us as we recount our themed nights, from Disco Rodeo to Romance Book Club, and the ridiculous fun that followed – think tattoos, dance-offs, and unexpected dragonfly romances.  Plus, we have a hilarious white elephant romance novel exchange that brought out some wild picks. Who knew romance reads could get so...unusual?

Let's toast to friendships, unexpected twists, and the joy of shared adventures.  Can't wait to hear about your own bachelorette adventures and outrageous romance novel finds. Enjoy the laughs and cheers to more crazy memories!

Hey there, friends! Ready for some laughs and a taste of our craziest conversations yet? This week's episode dives into upcoming wedding plans, including our unique bachelorette trip with a twist! 

Get the inside scoop on our no-partners-allowed getaway to a dreamy farmhouse with its own pool, where themed nights and unexpected surprises await. Plus, discover our unconventional approach to party planning, where pink, rosé, and hilarity fill the air! 

But that's not all! We're having an open discussion about funny yet relatable moments, like using body parts as props, causing chaos, and the unfiltered chats that make friendships so special. Trust us, you'll want to be a part of this wild ride. 

Hey there! Ready to dive into the spicy world of Hollywood gossip?  In this episode, we're buzzing about Anna Camp's latest romantic escapade that seems to be stirring quite the pot. You might remember her from 'Pitch Perfect' and 'True Blood,' but now she's hitting headlines for her new relationship with Jade, a stylist nearly 20 years her junior. Is love truly blind to age gaps, or is there more than meets the eye? Let's chat about those intriguing dynamics, Hollywood pressures, and power imbalances that have everyone talking. Cheers to navigating love's true crimes, one headline at a time!   

Hey there! Welcome to another side-splitting episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Today, we're diving headfirst into the juicy details of the Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry saga. Ever wondered about their on-and-off romance? Or the story behind THAT paddleboard picture that Topher just can't get enough of? Well, look no further!

Expect a rollercoaster of laughs as we veer off into hilarious tangents, from the mysterious mechanics of water sports to imagining the couple's daughter's accent. Topher spills the tea, or should we say, mineral water, all while keeping us on our toes. Plus, a cheeky look at celeb life, engagement ring drama, and Katy's quirky journey from California Girls to space explorer.

Join us for a light-hearted and unfiltered chat that might just have you raising a glass to some "hard-hitting" news—Dan Rather style. Whether you're sipping mineral water or something stronger, this episode promises to entertain and maybe even make you blush a little. Cheers to that, and enjoy the ride!

Hey friends! In this episode, we're diving deep into the complexities of tipping culture in the United States. It's more than just a simple thank you for good service; it's a hotly debated topic that brings up questions about fair pay, corporate responsibility, and good old American capitalism. 

Join us as we share laughs and stories from the service industry trenches. From the nuances of restaurant tipping to how much you should leave for your barista's killer coffee art, we're covering it all. 

We even tackle those awkward moments when the check arrives, and you're left wondering if you're tipping too little, too much, or just enough. Let's navigate these waters together and figure out where we stand on the tipping spectrum!

Hey there, fellow true crime and wine enthusiasts!  Dive into this adventurous episode with Topher and I as we unravel our wild animal encounters that range from hilariously chaotic to heart-pounding moments. While recounting our tales, prepare for a few laughs, some unexpected twists, and a touch of suspense. And yes, there's a stingray involved in a story you won't soon forget! Plus, find out what happens when animal lovers cross paths with nature in unexpected ways, including a mountain lion's curious encounter.

If you’re an animal lover or just enjoy a good story over a glass of wine, you’re in the right place! We even tackle why squirrels might be avoiding golf courses and take you through a scenic cruise adventure with a few animal cameos. 

Pour yourself a glass, get comfy, and join us for some laughs, thrills, and maybe a little bit of nature-friendly advice. Cheers! 

Hey there, wine lovers!  Ever stared at a glass of wine and wondered what to say about it? Join in as we dive into the basics of wine tasting, where flavor exploration becomes a fun, stress-free experience. Whether you're nosing a Pinot Noir or pondering the playfulness of a wine at a picnic, we've got the tips to guide you, complete with a handy cheat—oops! I mean, help sheet to make sense of it all.

Discover how three simple flavors can unfold into a plethora of tasting notes that even make a waiter raise an eyebrow. This episode is about embracing the joy of wine—a journey from the nose to the glass with a splash of humor and a lot of discovery.

Grab your glass, bring out the binder, and start your flavorful adventure with us. Cheers to learning, laughter, and, of course, wine!