True Crimes Against Wine

Sidebar Ep. 113: Witty Wines and Game of Thrones: Drunk Pairings

Hey there! Ever wondered what wine your favorite characters from Game of Thrones would sip on during their downtime? In this wild and witty episode, we're diving into just that with a fun sidebar conversation!

Join us as we hilariously match the iconic personalities of Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Cersei Lannister, and more to wines that capture their essence. Whether it's a cozy Pinot Noir for everyone's favorite brooding hero or a sharp Gruner-Veltliner for the fierce Mother of Dragons, there's something for every Westerosi palate.

And we don't stop there! We chat about Tyrion's potential switch from wine aficionado to scotch sipper and even ponder what ancient wine would befit Drogon's fiery nature. It's all in good fun, so grab a glass, sit back, and let's toast to the Seven Kingdoms together!

CASE 0420: Simma baboo! Bada bing!

DEFENDANT: The Sims

EVIDENCE: Rex Hill Sims Valley Pinot Noir

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Henford-on-Bagley and other locations

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Hey there, fellow wine and game enthusiasts! 🎉 Join us as we wrap up a delightful season of True Crime Against Wine in what can only be described as a bittersweet farewell (but fear not, we'll be back with even more surprises next season!). This episode, we're diving back into the world's top wine destination, Willamette Valley, and exploring why it's earned such high praise.

 

But that’s not all! We’re also putting The Sims in the hot seat, exploring its quirky history, and sharing hilarious personal tales from our gaming experiences. From battling unexpected events (like falling satellites!) to wooing with wizards, it's a fun rollercoaster ride. And, of course, our sidebars will continue over the summer - so keep those questions coming via email or any of our socials!

 

Pour yourself a glass of something fabulous and buckle up for an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and a peek into what's brewing for Season Five. Until then, say cheers, ciao, and see you soon! 🥂

Sidebar Ep. 112: Cheers to Severance: The Innies and Outies of Severance Drink Pairings

Hey there! Ready for a fun ride through the world of "Severance" with a glass in hand?  In this episode, Judge Topher takes on a quirky challenge by exploring the perfect beverage matches for both the 'innie' and 'outie' versions of your favorite characters from the hit series "Severance." 

From Mark's whiskey melancholy to Helly R's rebellious margaritas, we dive deep into what makes each character tick—and sip! It's a mix of humor, deep dives, and a genuine love for both wine and "Severance." Whether you're a fan of the show or just love discovering the perfect drink for any occasion, you're in for a treat. 

Join us for this unique blend of true crime intrigue and delightful beverage concoctions, and don't forget to share your thoughts or your own drink suggestions for your innie or outie self! Cheers! 

CASE 0419: We Get It; Judge Topher is a Whore

DEFENDANT: Kevin Hart

 

EVIDENCE: Gran Coramino Cristalino Reposado Tequila (it is silver because it is clear, Fact Checker doesn't always know everything)

 

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jalisco, Mexico

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Hello, friends! Welcome to another tantalizing episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Picture this—you’re stepping into our cozy podcast, where we love to escape the chaos of the world and unwind.

 

This time, we're diving into a spirited discussion as we savor some delightful tequila. And not just any tequila; it’s Kevin Hart’s very own Coramino Tequila. Oh yes, we’re doing it right!

 

In this episode, we banter about the unique traditions of tequila-making, explore some funny and awkward anecdotes from Kevin Hart's life, and sift through old scandals with the lightheartedness of enjoying a smooth, strong drink. Guffaw with us over comedic imprudence and celebrity escapades while sipping on divine margaritas that you’ll definitely want to try at home.

 

Whether you’re here for the wine wisdom, comedic interludes, or just to hear us babble about all things entertaining, you’re in the right place. So, grab your glass and tune in for a long, enjoyable escape with us!

Sidebar Ep. 111: Addressing the Elephant in the Room: A Candid Discussion on Supporting Controversial Artists

Hey folks, welcome back to another chit-chat session with us! Today, we're diving deep into the swirling controversies surrounding celebrated author Neil Gaiman. The allegations are heavy, and we're here trying to make sense of consuming art from someone whose personal life has faced serious scrutiny.

We explore the tough questions - can you truly separate an artist's work from their wrongdoings? It's a journey of personal choice in the art versus artist dilemma, and we truly believe in respecting individual paths as we try to navigate this tricky landscape.

Join us as we share our thoughts, ponder the implications, and offer our heart-felt advice on supporting not just survivors but also the many others involved in artistic endeavors without compromising your own ethics.

Let's keep this conversation going. We'd love to hear your thoughts and feelings over on our social media pages or our Gmail. Until next time, stay kind and keep questioning the world around you. Cheers!

CASE 0418: These Are Some High End Judges!

DEFENDANT: White Lotus

EVIDENCE: White Lotus Makgeolli

SCENE OF THE CRIME: An Exclusive Resort Near You

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Hey friends! Welcome to another entertaining episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Grab a glass and join us as we whisk you away into the captivating world of the White Lotus – where luxury meets underhanded alliances and unexpected twists!

 

We’re diving into the latest season, exploring the picturesque settings from the heavenly coastlines of Thailand to the enchanting landscapes of Italy. It's a wild ride through wealth, secrets, and the fascinating drama that unfolds when some of the most flawed characters collide in paradise.

 

From the whirl of rich emotions to the depths of shocking betrayals (and yes, more of that seductive brotherly tension), you won't want to miss our sizzling takes and hilarious assessments. So, pop that cork and settle in for a juicy tale of hedonism, hilarity, and a hint of the sinister. Cheers to uncovering secrets over a glass – or two!

Sidebar Ep. 110: Snack Attack Confessions: The Great Chip Debate

Welcome back, dear friends, to another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine, where we dive into the world of snacks, accompanied by some unexpected and wild flavors! With our guest Hermes briefly making his mischievous presence known, we tackle Judge Rachel’s burning question from our listener, Mae, about favorite potato chips.

Join us as we indulge in a spirited discussion of kettle-cooked versus ridged chips, reveal embarrassing late-night Dorito meals, and get surprised by some mind-bending chip flavors. Whether you're a fan of spicy jalapeño bites or classic Pringles crunch, there's something delightful (and a bit weird) in our delicious journey.

Prepare yourself for a special tasting session featuring some risqué selections gifted by a cheeky listener, including chips with libidinous and "exotic" flavors. It's a snack-filled adventure loaded with laughs, confessions, and a touch of the unexpected. And remember, eat your chips responsibly!

CASE 0417: All The Lovers (of bubbly wine!)

DEFENDANT: Kylie Minogue
EVIDENCE: Kylie Prosecco
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Veneto, Italy/Melbourne, Australia
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Hey there, mate! Join us as we uncork a delightful rosé Prosecco and dive into the bubbly world of Kylie Minogue. We get chatty about everything from Prosecco's fizz to pop sensation Kylie, and even manage to sprinkle in some fun pop culture tidbits. It's an easy-going, laugh-filled episode you won't want to miss! So grab a glass, get cozy, and let's have at it.

Sidebar Ep. 109: Nostalgia and Sides: Cracking Open Memories at Cracker Barrel

Hey there! Ready to dive into the delicious madness that is Cracker Barrel? We've got a fun episode lined up that’s all about nostalgia, the scrumptious joy of hash brown casserole, and even a little road trip down memory lane. Imagine a place where the fried okra is crunchy, the rocking chairs are ready for serious lounging, and you never quite beat the peg game but always give it a darn good shot.

Join us as we chat about our favorite Cracker Barrel orders, the country store’s kitschy splendors, and a surprise gift that’s just as quirky as it is delightful. Whether you’re a lover of chicken and dumplings or a green bean aficionado, there’s something here for everyone. And hey, if you’ve got a favorite order or Cracker Barrel keepsake, share it with us! We’re all about connecting over good food and cozy vibes.

So grab a snack, get comfy, and let’s have some fun!

CASE 0416: Le Joie de Vin

DEFENDANT: Emily in Paris
EVIDENCE: Lillet Blanc
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Paris
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Bonjour, mes amis! Dive into the delightful world of 'True Crimes Against Wine' where we take a stylish detour from our usual libations. Join us as we uncover the tantalizing truth behind aperitifs and their bitter companions, digestifs, with our special focus on the delightful Lillet Blanc.
We reminisce about thrilling Parisian adventures while sipping our aperitif cocktails, discussing everything from Emilys in 'Emily in Paris' unforgettable fashion choices to learning why aperitifs like Lillet hold a treasured place in our hearts.
This episode, filled with sparkling wit and laughter, effortlessly blends our love for wine, whimsy, and wonderful wardrobes. Don't miss out, because who wouldn't want to drink and look fabulous doing it?