True Crimes Against Wine

EPISODE 0411: Do Miss the Bus!

DEFENDANT: Frida Kahlo

EVIDENCE: Cigar Box Cabernet Sauvignon, Frida Edition

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Maipo Valley, Chile

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Hey there, true crime aficionados! In today’s episode, we’re diving into the fascinating world of Frida Kahlo, an iconic artist who painted her own path despite all odds. We’ll chat about her tumultuous relationship with fellow artist Diego Rivera, her unapologetic embrace of her unique beauty, and how her unyielding spirit came to symbolize Mexican cultural pride.

 

Join us as we sip on a delightful wine that pairs perfectly with tales of revolutionary art and passionate affairs. We’ll explore her creative process, her struggles with health and heartbreak, and how her legacy continues to inspire generations.

 

So grab a glass, settle in, and let’s toast to Frida — the artist who defied conventions and captivated the world. Cheers!

Sidebar Ep. 103: Designing Haunted Houses for Your Friends and Frenemies

Hey there, and welcome back to our spooky shenanigans at True Crime Against Wine Sidebar! 🎃 In this episode, we're diving into the world of haunted houses, but with a twist. Ever wondered what kind of haunted house your friends might design just for you? Or how about your fiancée? It's a wild ride of fears and phobias coming to life in ways you never imagined!

 

Join us as we chat about snakes dropping from ceilings, haunted museums, and even some jumpy moments for those who startle easily. We explore the fine art of designing the perfect terrifying experience tailored for friends, fiancés, and maybe even a certain billionaire or two. 😉

 

So grab a comfy seat, maybe a glass of wine, and let's get into the spirit of things with some laughs and a few chills along the way. And remember, time's just a construct, so spooky season happens whenever we want it to. Cheers! 🥂

EPISODE 0410: A Song of Wit and Wine

DEFENDANT: George R.R. Martin

EVIDENCE: House of the Dragon Cabernet Sauvignon

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Westeros

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Welcome back, my fellow wine aficionados and Westeros wanderers! In today’s True Crimes Against Wine, we're popping the cork on a special edition for all you Game of Thrones and House of Dragon fans. Picture this: the lush vineyards of Oregon meet the mystery of the Iron Throne. Are you intrigued yet?

We’re diving deep into the heart of the Willamette region, dissecting its finest Pinot Noir while musing over what makes this grape the 'heartbreak' of wines. Expect nothing less than a silky, seductive sip with just a whisper of vanilla and a gentle caress of French oak. Sounds like a perfect smooch in a glass, right?

Stay tuned as we fumble our way through tasting notes, discuss the athletic prospects of netball (British listeners, isn’t this a hoot?), and, oh yes, our vigorous debate on costumed characters from the Seven Kingdoms! Whether you’re more of a Stark, Lannister, or Targaryen (or like us, just trying to not spill the wine), there’s something in today’s episode for every type of fan.

Sidebar Ep. 102: A First-Timer's Revelations at Atlanta Pride

Hey pals! In this episode, we dive into an unforgettable day at Atlanta’s Pride Parade. Our first-timer shares their excitement about embracing the vibrant, joyful atmosphere while soaking in the diverse community spirit. 🌈

 

Listen in as we chat about everything from the heartwarming moments with angelic protectors shielding us from hate to the quirky charm of our local animal rescue puppies strutting their stuff. And yes, we also discuss the delightful fashion choices that kept us cool and swag-ready. 😉

 

Whether you’re a Pride veteran or a curious newbie, this invite is yours to join us next year and experience the love, acceptance, and fun firsthand. Until then, cheers and hugs! 🥂

COMPANION EPISODE: Celine Sing-along!

Welcome to the companion Sidebar to our special Tophermas Celine Dion episode! In this magical rendition, our Judges have just finished recording, so to put it frankly, they are pretty lit. So why not record them answering musical trivia for your entertainment? That's right; we have more bad singing and hilarity for you! Consider this our holiday gift to you! Cheers, loves!

CASE 0409: Cuz I'm Your Topher, And You Are My Wine (Power of Love holiday remix)

DEFENDANT: CELINE DION!!!
EVIDENCE: Domaine Delaporte Sancerre, Loire Valley, FR
SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Universe

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*DISCLAIMER* This episode includes cringe-worthy segments of terrible singing. If you have sensitive ears (or stomachs) please be advised.

 

Happy Birthday, Judge Topher!!! That's right, it is Tophermas Day! It's all downhill from here for the rest of December. BUT to celebrate the season, we are drinking our fanciest wine yet in honor of your favorite Judge's Fairy God-Diva, the greatest singer in the world, the incomparable Celine Marie Claudette Dion! Join us as we deep dive into the life of this beloved icon, from young ingenue to global superstar. Aaaaand... Because it is the most wonderful day of the year, be sure to check out the special Sidebar "Companion Episode" we so graciously gifted you all, set to air on Christmas Day! *SPOILER ALERT* We were already drunk when we started recording, so you are guaranteed to have a lot of fun listening to us make absolute fools of ourselves! You're welcome! 😆

Cheers, ciao, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOPHER!!!

CASE O408: It's Good to Hear Us, Isn't It?

DEFENDANT: The Wonderful World of Oz
EVIDENCE: Manos Yellow Brick Road Sauvignon Blanc
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Munchkinland, duh.
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Let us be glad! Let us be grateful! Let us rejoicify that drunkenness could subdue... being boring? Yes, dear listeners, Good News! We are gracing you with a surprise bonus episode this holiday season. What is this feeling? Something bad? Goodness knows, no! We merely want to expressify our gratitution to you all! In this special episode, we will take dancing through life behind the scenes of L. Frank Baum's kaleidoscopic world and the creations it has led to. The inside scoop is sure to make you popular, even if only for one short day. I would drop some spoilers, but I'm not that girl! This thrillifying episode has us exploring new heights as we defy gravity. Thank you festivating with us! Cheers, my pretties!

CASE 0407: Workin' Wine to 5

DEFENDANT: Dolly Parton

EVIDENCE: Dolly Chardonnay

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sevierville, Tennessee

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Howdy, darlin's! In this long awaited episode, our Judges examine the voluptuous past and bodacious present of America's Queen, the one and only Dolly Parton. From her humble roots to her rise to stardom, her glamorous image to her generous spirit, we have all the inside scoops! Ever wonder where she got her distinctive style? Or who her husband is and how they make their relationship work? And what about any dark secrets she harbors? Heck, everybody has a couple skeletons in their closet! Well just tune right on in, settle back with a sipple, and let us tell you all about it!

 

And don't forget to reach out to us at True Crimes Against Wine on TikTok, Gmail, Instagram, and Facebook!

 

Cheers, y'all!

Sidebar Ep. 101: Uncorked Adventures and Unexpected Encounters in Oregon's Wine Country

Hey there! Welcome back to another exciting episode of True Crimes Against Wine. We've got a juicy one for you today, as we dive into my recent trip to the beautiful wine country of Oregon. It was quite the adventure, filled with unexpected surprises, a little bit of drama, and some unforgettable moments.

From reuniting with old friends at a beloved winery to a rather infamous encounter over a $40 steak tartare, my trip had its highs and lows. Discover what it’s really like to search for the world’s best steak tartare and how to handle a not-so-great restaurant experience like a pro!

And, of course, no trip is complete without a dash of history and culture - join me as we explore Portland's Chinese Museum and breathtaking gardens. Through it all, it was a trip that left me feeling refreshed and full of stories to share.

So, pour yourself a glass of your favorite wine, sit back and enjoy as I recount the memorable tales of my travels. And hey, don't forget to share your own stories of justified culinary “Karens” – we've all been there!

Cheers!

CASE 0406: A Spirited Conversation

DEFENDANT: The Realm of the Occult

EVIDENCE: Manos Ouji Cabernet

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Beyond the Veil

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Hey wine-loving pals! Welcome to another episode full of thrills with True Crimes Against Wine! 🍷 Tonight, we're extending the spooky season vibe with a Cabernet Sauvignon that matches our taste for all things mysterious and macabre.

 

Join us as we sip through a bottle from Manos Wine, exploring its aesthetic allure and rich, fruity flavors that might make you rethink your stance on earthiness in wines. This isn't just any wine; its beautifully gold-embossed bottle sets the stage for our deep dive into the fascinating world of the occult.

 

Dressed up in our goth glam, we're spilling the beans (and the wine) on the supernatural elements of Ouija boards, the mystique of natural magic, and everything in between! Ever wondered about the blurred lines between religion, magic, and... astrology? We've got you covered as we flirt with the mystical and unravel some historical threads.

 

Buckle up for discussions that literally go everywhere: from potential psychic connections to spooky spirits that might just want us for the party, each sip and story will leave you curiously intrigued. Grab your favorite glass and join the fun! Cheers, friends! 🥂