Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question. After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.
Episodes
Monday Sep 09, 2024
Monday Sep 09, 2024
DEFENDANT: Catwoman
EVIDENCE: Cuvee Nokat Bordeaux
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Right bank, Bordeaux, France
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Welcome back, friends! 🥂 Can you believe we're already kicking off Season 4? We're just as surprised as you are! From jet-setting summers to sneaky cat burglars, we've got quite the adventure lined up for you.
In this special premiere, we pop open a bottle of Bordeaux and dive into the world of Catwoman. Who's your favorite feline femme fatale? Michelle Pfeiffer? Eartha Kitt? Let's debate!
So grab a glass, settle in, and join us as we chat about wine, movies, and everything in between. And hey, don't forget to share your thoughts with us – we love hearing from you!
Cheers to another season of fun, laughter, and a bit of mystery. 🍷🐱
Monday Sep 02, 2024
Monday Sep 02, 2024
Hey there! Ready to beat the summer heat with some super refreshing drinks? 🌞🍹 In this fun episode of True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar, we dive into the best ways to stay cool when the temperature soars. Our listener Tilly asked for our top tips, and we've got some delicious answers for you!
From icy frozen lemonades with a splash of vodka to crisp Sauvignon Blancs, we're sharing all our favorite sips. Plus, hear about Topher's wild pool party adventures and some spicy margarita magic! 🍷🍋
Join us for a chilled chat and let us know what keeps you cool in the heat. Cheers to summer! 🥂
Got your own hot weather drink tips? Hit us up on TikTok, Gmail, or Instagram. We'd love to hear from you!
Monday Aug 26, 2024
Monday Aug 26, 2024
Hey there! 🥂 Dive into this juicy episode of True Crime Against Wine where we unravel the latest buzz about J-Lo and Ben Affleck’s rocky relationship. Is it really the end for these two? 😱
We kick things off with a fun chat about our listener Maggie’s question (Maggie Smith or Maggie Gyllenhaal? 🤔). From there, we spill the tea on J-Lo’s solo Italy vacation and Ben’s mysterious house move. What's happening behind the scenes? Is there trouble in paradise?
Grab your favorite glass of wine and join us as we discuss solo trips, relationship quirks, and even our own personal takes on couple vacations. 🍷
Don't miss our playful banter and predictions on whether Bennifer 2.0 will make it through the holidays or call it quits by next year. Plus, a hilarious side bet involving Owen Wilson impressions! 🤭
Listen now and stay connected with us through our socials. Cheers! 🥂
Monday Aug 19, 2024
Monday Aug 19, 2024
Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for another hilarious ride with Rachel and Topher? In this episode, they dive into a bottle of "Sweet Bitch" Moscato Rosé. Spoiler alert: It's as wild as the name suggests!
Join the fun as they dissect the label, share a few laughs, and face the ultimate taste test. Will it be a delightful surprise or a sweet disaster? You'll have to listen to find out!
Don't miss the wine-fueled banter and the unexpected twists. Cheers! 🥂
Monday Aug 12, 2024
Monday Aug 12, 2024
Hey friend! 🍷 Ready to elevate your home wine experience? In this episode of "True Crimes Against Wine," we're taking you on a unique tour of our cozy abode, pairing the perfect wine for every room. From a snuggly Bordeaux in the living room to a flirty Prosecco in the closet, we've got your home covered. And don't miss out on our celebratory murder shed champagne! 🥂
Join us for some laughs, wine tips, and maybe a little too much fun. Cheers! 🥳
Monday Aug 05, 2024
Monday Aug 05, 2024
Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for some laughs and a splash of wine knowledge? Join us in the final part of our "Let's Quiz Rachel" series, where Rachel takes on Sicily's finest wines in an epic quiz battle!
Our staff is sponsoring this fun ride (well, not really, but let's pretend!), and Rachel is about to face questions that even our wine experts haven't tackled yet. From guessing the DOCG wine of Sicily to coming up with hilarious grape names like "spaghetti," this episode is a rollercoaster of giggles and wine wisdom.
Will Rachel get any questions right? Spoiler: she might just surprise you! And don't miss the part where we imagine our mafia names – it's a riot. 😂
So pour yourself a glass, sit back, and let's toast to wine, laughter, and a whole lot of fun! Cheers! 🍷
Got any bonus questions for us? Hit us up on Gmail, TikTok, Instagram, or Facebook. We can't wait to hear from you!
Until next time, ciao! 🍇
Monday Jul 29, 2024
Monday Jul 29, 2024
Hey there! 🍷 Ever wondered what happens when wedding dress shopping turns into a boozy adventure? In this episode of "True Crimes Against Wine," we're spilling all the tea (or should we say wine?) on wedding dress shopping, the unexpected quirks of dress sizes, and the hilarious mishaps that ensue. Spoiler: There's a salty margarita flight involved. 🥂
Join us as we navigate the world of bridal fashion, Pinterest inspirations, and the hunt for the perfect dress. Plus, get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments as we discuss cheese boards, tiaras, and even the wild idea of cheese lingerie! 
So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and enjoy the ride with us. Cheers to love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos! 🥳
Monday Jul 22, 2024
Monday Jul 22, 2024
Hey there, wine lover! 🍷 Ready for a fun-filled adventure? In this episode of True Crimes Against Wine, we dive deep into the heart of Tuscany with a hilarious quiz that will have you laughing and learning all at once.
Join us as we test our knowledge about Tuscan wines, fumble through some geography, and reminisce about the charming movie Under the Tuscan Sun. Trust us, you don't want to miss this one!
So grab your favorite glass of Chianti, sit back, and let's get quizzical!
Monday Jul 15, 2024
Monday Jul 15, 2024
Hey there! Welcome to another True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar! 🍷
This week, we're taking you back to the 90s with some voicemail nostalgia before diving into the juicy details of what it means to be an AGM and House Sommelier. You'll get a behind-the-scenes look at how we keep everything running smoothly, from handling financials to making sure every guest leaves with a smile.
Plus, we've got some real-life drama as we try (and hilariously fail) to get in touch with a potential new hire. Spoiler: our voicemail game is strong, and so is our wine knowledge. 😉
Monday Jul 08, 2024
Monday Jul 08, 2024
Hey there, wine lovers! 
Things get a bit operatic as Rachel faces a quiz about Northern Italy's wine culture, courtesy of Topher and his mischievous staff. Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues! 
From guessing powerful Renaissance city-states to identifying Italy's grape varieties, Rachel's answers will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, you'll discover the crucial difference between pepperoni and sparkling salami. Who knew learning about wine could be this entertaining?
Join us for laughs, unexpected trivia, and Rachel’s unique approach to wine quizzes.
Don’t forget to send in your own questions for Rachel (or even Topher) on Facebook, Instagram, Gmail, and TikTok. Cheers! 