Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question. After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.
Episodes
Monday Jan 16, 2023
Monday Jan 16, 2023
Our Judges discuss the glory that is the movie, The Menu. Rachel tries to keep things sane as Topher grows increasingly manic with each course. Yet another personal connection is revealed...
Monday Jan 09, 2023
Monday Jan 09, 2023
DEFENDANT: Zac Brown
EVIDENCE: Z Alexander Brown "Uncaged" Cabernet Sauvignon
SCENE OF THE CRIME: California Coast
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Our Judges board a pontoon to try their latest case, in which the accused hits a bit close to home. Judge Topher blindly navigates a poetry based cross examination while Rachel has lurid details of her intimate life revealed.
Monday Jan 02, 2023
Monday Jan 02, 2023
Judge Rachel delves into the allegations that Tom Hanks let Ginnifer Goodwin play with his Woody doll.
Monday Dec 26, 2022
Monday Dec 26, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Judge Rachel sheds light on some of the most problematic celebrity May/December romances, as well as some of her favorites.
Monday Dec 12, 2022
Monday Dec 12, 2022
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Rachel gets surprised with a blind tasting as Topher explores some value wines.
Monday Nov 28, 2022
Monday Nov 28, 2022
DEFENDANT: Johnny, Moira, David, & a little bit Alexis Rose
EVIDENCE: Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Rioja, Etc
SCENE OF THE CRIME: In the Lea of Somewhere Picturesque in Canadia
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Our Judges travel North and pay homage to a cultural phenomenon and pop moment while sacrificing themselves quite a bit for the sake of their craft. You are welcome, public. We do it for YOU!
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Judge Rachel explains the recent restaurant fiasco involving James Corden and his wife. Topher goes on a pro service industry rant.
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
DEFENDANT: Vera Wang
EVIDENCE: Party Prosecco
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Italy
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Our Judges channel their inner bridezillas as they drink their way through this bubbly bottle sent to them by a fan. Rachel surprises Topher with multiple costume changes.