Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question. After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.
Episodes
Dec 26, 2022
Dec 26, 2022
1hr 4 min
Dec 19, 2022
Dec 19, 2022
12 min
Judge Rachel sheds light on some of the most problematic celebrity May/December romances, as well as some of her favorites.
Dec 12, 2022
Dec 12, 2022
1hr 10 min
Dec 5, 2022
Dec 5, 2022
8 min
Rachel gets surprised with a blind tasting as Topher explores some value wines.
Nov 28, 2022
Nov 28, 2022
1hr 30 min
DEFENDANT: Johnny, Moira, David, & a little bit Alexis Rose
EVIDENCE: Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Rioja, Etc
SCENE OF THE CRIME: In the Lea of Somewhere Picturesque in Canadia
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Our Judges travel North and pay homage to a cultural phenomenon and pop moment while sacrificing themselves quite a bit for the sake of their craft. You are welcome, public. We do it for YOU!
Nov 21, 2022
Nov 21, 2022
9 min
Judge Rachel explains the recent restaurant fiasco involving James Corden and his wife. Topher goes on a pro service industry rant.
Nov 14, 2022
Nov 14, 2022
1hr 47 min
DEFENDANT: Vera Wang
EVIDENCE: Party Prosecco
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Italy
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Our Judges channel their inner bridezillas as they drink their way through this bubbly bottle sent to them by a fan. Rachel surprises Topher with multiple costume changes.
Nov 7, 2022
Nov 7, 2022
3 min
Judge Rachel asks Judge Topher the most important question when it comes to tasting wine...
Oct 31, 2022
Oct 31, 2022
1hr 25 min
DEFENDANT(S): Brahm Stoker/Dracula
EVIDENCE: Örökségül Kékfrankos 2019
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hungary/Transylvania
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Our brave Judges foray into wilds of the Carpathian mountains as they uncover the mysteries of both Eastern European viticulture and vampire lore in this very spooky Halloween special!
Oct 24, 2022
Oct 24, 2022
4 min
Judge Rachel responds to a shocking accusation from a longtime listener, which rocks the courtroom and threatens the very core of podcast. Topher could not be more appalled and smug.