Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question. After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.
Episodes
Monday Oct 23, 2023
Monday Oct 23, 2023
Our Judges discuss how to transition your drinking from summer to fall.
Monday Oct 16, 2023
Monday Oct 16, 2023
DEFENDANT: Jack London
EVIDENCE: Jack London Cabernet Sauvignon 2021
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, California, USA
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Our Judges sojourn west along the Yukon trail to review their most wild wine to date. Northern lights aside, some truly... interesting... spousal nicknames are revealed.
Monday Oct 09, 2023
Monday Oct 09, 2023
Judge Rachel tests the limits of Judge Topher's wine knowledge with a series of rapid fire questions.
Monday Oct 02, 2023
Monday Oct 02, 2023
DEFENDANT: George Clooney
EVIDENCE: Casamigos Tequila
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Mexico
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Our Judges return to sunny Mexico, where they sip on a beverage of royal pedigree, sample fun twists on a classic cocktail, and discuss their nipple product empire.
Monday Sep 25, 2023
Monday Sep 25, 2023
Judge Rachel expounds on the recent Lizzo scandal and all its sordid details.
Monday Sep 18, 2023
Monday Sep 18, 2023
DEFENDANT: Bill Clinton
EVIDENCE: Arkansas Red Blend
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Arkansas River Valley
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Our Judges travel to a little known wine region in the mountains of Arkansas, where they put our former President on trial for the second time in his life.
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Judge Rachel delves into the recent Jonah Hill "scandal" and both judges endeavor to take sides...
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Monday Sep 04, 2023
DEFENDANT(S): Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev
EVIDENCE: Fresh Vine Rosé
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma Mountain, CA
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Happy Season 3 premiere! Our Judges dance their way though the lives of a dynamic duo of femme fatales. Will they make it out alive?
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Judge Topher talks about the history of absinthe and dispels some myths surrounding the drink.
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Judge Rachel talks all things D&D, Baldur's Gate, and.... customizable genitalia?