Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question. After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.
Episodes
Oct 2, 2023
Oct 2, 2023
47 min
DEFENDANT: George Clooney
EVIDENCE: Casamigos Tequila
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Mexico
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Our Judges return to sunny Mexico, where they sip on a beverage of royal pedigree, sample fun twists on a classic cocktail, and discuss their nipple product empire.
Sep 25, 2023
Sep 25, 2023
4 min
Judge Rachel expounds on the recent Lizzo scandal and all its sordid details.
Sep 18, 2023
Sep 18, 2023
1hr 15 min
DEFENDANT: Bill Clinton
EVIDENCE: Arkansas Red Blend
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Arkansas River Valley
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Our Judges travel to a little known wine region in the mountains of Arkansas, where they put our former President on trial for the second time in his life.
Sep 11, 2023
Sep 11, 2023
9 min
Judge Rachel delves into the recent Jonah Hill "scandal" and both judges endeavor to take sides...
Sep 4, 2023
Sep 4, 2023
53 min
DEFENDANT(S): Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev
EVIDENCE: Fresh Vine Rosé
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma Mountain, CA
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Happy Season 3 premiere! Our Judges dance their way though the lives of a dynamic duo of femme fatales. Will they make it out alive?
Aug 28, 2023
Aug 28, 2023
10 min
Judge Topher talks about the history of absinthe and dispels some myths surrounding the drink.
Aug 21, 2023
Aug 21, 2023
5 min
Judge Rachel talks all things D&D, Baldur's Gate, and.... customizable genitalia?
Aug 14, 2023
Aug 14, 2023
6 min
Judge Topher tries to give you the tools to navigate the mess that is... The Wine Aisle.
Aug 7, 2023
Aug 7, 2023
6 min
Our Judges discuss where they would have vacation homes if money was no object.
Jul 31, 2023
Jul 31, 2023
9 min
Sidebar Episode. 59: Living in a Barbie World
Our Judges break down their favorite Barbie moments. Which Barbie are you???