True Crimes Against Wine

Sidebar Ep. 110: Snack Attack Confessions: The Great Chip Debate

Welcome back, dear friends, to another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine, where we dive into the world of snacks, accompanied by some unexpected and wild flavors! With our guest Hermes briefly making his mischievous presence known, we tackle Judge Rachel’s burning question from our listener, Mae, about favorite potato chips.

Join us as we indulge in a spirited discussion of kettle-cooked versus ridged chips, reveal embarrassing late-night Dorito meals, and get surprised by some mind-bending chip flavors. Whether you're a fan of spicy jalapeño bites or classic Pringles crunch, there's something delightful (and a bit weird) in our delicious journey.

Prepare yourself for a special tasting session featuring some risqué selections gifted by a cheeky listener, including chips with libidinous and "exotic" flavors. It's a snack-filled adventure loaded with laughs, confessions, and a touch of the unexpected. And remember, eat your chips responsibly!

CASE 0417: All The Lovers (of bubbly wine!)

DEFENDANT: Kylie Minogue
EVIDENCE: Kylie Prosecco
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Veneto, Italy/Melbourne, Australia
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Hey there, mate! Join us as we uncork a delightful rosé Prosecco and dive into the bubbly world of Kylie Minogue. We get chatty about everything from Prosecco's fizz to pop sensation Kylie, and even manage to sprinkle in some fun pop culture tidbits. It's an easy-going, laugh-filled episode you won't want to miss! So grab a glass, get cozy, and let's have at it.

Sidebar Ep. 109: Nostalgia and Sides: Cracking Open Memories at Cracker Barrel

Hey there! Ready to dive into the delicious madness that is Cracker Barrel? We've got a fun episode lined up that’s all about nostalgia, the scrumptious joy of hash brown casserole, and even a little road trip down memory lane. Imagine a place where the fried okra is crunchy, the rocking chairs are ready for serious lounging, and you never quite beat the peg game but always give it a darn good shot.

Join us as we chat about our favorite Cracker Barrel orders, the country store’s kitschy splendors, and a surprise gift that’s just as quirky as it is delightful. Whether you’re a lover of chicken and dumplings or a green bean aficionado, there’s something here for everyone. And hey, if you’ve got a favorite order or Cracker Barrel keepsake, share it with us! We’re all about connecting over good food and cozy vibes.

So grab a snack, get comfy, and let’s have some fun!

CASE 0416: Le Joie de Vin

DEFENDANT: Emily in Paris
EVIDENCE: Lillet Blanc
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Paris
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Bonjour, mes amis! Dive into the delightful world of 'True Crimes Against Wine' where we take a stylish detour from our usual libations. Join us as we uncover the tantalizing truth behind aperitifs and their bitter companions, digestifs, with our special focus on the delightful Lillet Blanc.
We reminisce about thrilling Parisian adventures while sipping our aperitif cocktails, discussing everything from Emilys in 'Emily in Paris' unforgettable fashion choices to learning why aperitifs like Lillet hold a treasured place in our hearts.
This episode, filled with sparkling wit and laughter, effortlessly blends our love for wine, whimsy, and wonderful wardrobes. Don't miss out, because who wouldn't want to drink and look fabulous doing it?

Sidebar Ep. 108: Useless Skills & Yo-Yo Showdowns

Hey there, friend! Get ready to giggle as we unwrap a delightful email from Tina in Greenland. She charms us with tales of yo-yo prowess and poses a fun question that gets us all sharing our most useless, yet totally entertaining, skills. Spoiler: burping on command and NY Times crosswords might just make the cut!

Join us for some laughs, hidden talents, and the joy of sharing stories across tundras.

CASE 0415: Get a Clue, Listeners

DEFENDANT: Judge Rachel
EVIDENCE: A Broken Bottle of Manos Special Edition Clue Cabernet Sauvignon
SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Murder Shed
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Hey there.

Welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This week, we're diving into the mystery edition of our beloved podcast, where the unknown reigns supreme. Will we stay on topic? Who knows! But one thing's for sure, the journey will be full of laughs and tangents!

Today, we're recording from my loft with the windows open, enjoying a beautiful day with scrumptious soup simmering on the stove and a charcuterie board right beside us. If you're into ASMR of munching, this episode might just be your jam. If not, maybe hit the skip button and roll your dice elsewhere.

With our usual fact-checker MIA, we've got little baby Hermes stepping in. He's currently living it up in NYC, while we dive deep into the world of mystery, murder, and wine. Remember Clue, the classic board game? Well, we're unboxing a specially-themed wine bottle inspired by it, complete with wine-related weapons and Art Deco vibes. Perfect for anyone who loves a good pour paired with a puzzling evening!

So, whether it's dissecting the hallmark of '80s mystery movies or exploring the sophisticated chaos of the Clue legacy, we've got it all uncorked for you. Don't forget to check our TikTok for an inside look at the fantastic Clue wine unboxing moment!

Sidebar Ep. 107: The Dress Dilemma: Finding the Perfect Fit

Hey there, lovely listeners! Welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crime Against Wine. This time, we're diving into the whimsical world of wedding planning - from the exciting (and sometimes exhausting) hunt for the perfect dress to the delightful details of Topher's attire.

Join us as we share laughs and stories about choosing the perfect bridal gown with a colorful veil twist, finding autumn-inspired accessories, and turning every moment into a celebration. Whether you're on the brink of wedded bliss or reminiscing about your own special day, this episode is packed with giggles, advice, and a dash of wine-induced twirls. Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever afters!

CASE 0414: Ru Crimes Against Wine

DEFENDANT: RuPaul
EVIDENCE: House of Love Canned Cocktails
SCENE OF THE CRIME: The WerqRoom
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Hey there! Ready for some fun? In this episode, we step away from the usual somber crime stories and dive into the vibrant world of drag with a side of canned cocktails. Join us as we explore the quirky and colorful House of Love cocktails by none other than RuPaul! We'll chat about the delightful nuances of each drink, from pomegranate lime vodka to a passion fruit margarita that, well, might not be for everyone.

Buckle up as we venture into the history of drag, from its ancient roots to its pivotal moment under the spotlight thanks to icons like RuPaul. Whether you're a fan of RuPaul's Drag Race or just curious about why canned cocktails are the rage, this episode's got a little something for everyone. So, pour yourself a drink, sit back, and enjoy the lively chat!

Sidebar Ep. 106: Unraveling Barbara Ann: The Mystery and Magic of Our Podcast Listener

Hey there, welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crimes! Ever wondered what it’s like when a mother and daughter hit the road together, tuning into their favorite podcast? Well, today’s episode is packed with delightful tales and hilarious moments featuring our beloved listener, Barbara Ann! 

Join us as Judge Rachel spills the beans about whether Barbara Ann knows her status as our podcast's legendary listener. It's a mix of mystery, motherly love, and downright funny misunderstandings! 

From curious questions about memorizing episodes to navigating the intricacies of seasons versus episodes, Barbara Ann's insights will keep you entertained and chuckling all the way through. 

Ever tried helping to pack up outdated medical journals or expired pill bottles? Topher shares the ultimate Barbara Ann moving experience that'll have you rolling with laughter. With a blend of love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos, this episode showcases just how special and quirky our loved ones can be. 

So grab your favorite drink and join us for some heartwarming laughter. And if you have your own quirky stories to share, we’d love to hear them! Send them our way, because here at True Crimes Against Wine, everyone’s tales deserve their moment in the spotlight. Cheers! 

CASE 0413: Wine and the Wee Wifey

TRIGGER WARNING: SA, please take care of your mental health. We value you and don't want to cause any harm through the things we discuss.

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DEFENDANT: Outland

EVIDENCE: Manos Outlander Sauvignon Blanc

SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Scottish Highlands

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Hey there, my friend! Welcome to our latest episode, where we take a fun and sometimes intense ride through the world of Outlander. 🚀 We're deep diving into all the juicy details and complex relationships that've got us hooked on this time-traveling adventure!

 

This week, we uncork some thoughts on everything from quantum physics to Scottish history, and debate the realism of Outlander's storyline alongside our trusty sleep-aid assistant, Hermes. 🐾 Whether it's sharing a laugh or unpacking some heavier themes, we're all about creating a cozy space for these conversations.

 

As we sip on some wine, we explore the different layers (just like a fine onion) of the show's characters, the lavish costumes, and how they age those kilts just right. So, grab a glass, get comfy, and join us for a chat! Cheers! 🍷