True Crimes Against Wine

Sidebar Ep. 119: The Unfiltered Orlando Bloom & Katy Perry Saga

Hey there! Welcome to another side-splitting episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Today, we're diving headfirst into the juicy details of the Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry saga. Ever wondered about their on-and-off romance? Or the story behind THAT paddleboard picture that Topher just can't get enough of? Well, look no further!

Expect a rollercoaster of laughs as we veer off into hilarious tangents, from the mysterious mechanics of water sports to imagining the couple's daughter's accent. Topher spills the tea, or should we say, mineral water, all while keeping us on our toes. Plus, a cheeky look at celeb life, engagement ring drama, and Katy's quirky journey from California Girls to space explorer.

Join us for a light-hearted and unfiltered chat that might just have you raising a glass to some "hard-hitting" news—Dan Rather style. Whether you're sipping mineral water or something stronger, this episode promises to entertain and maybe even make you blush a little. Cheers to that, and enjoy the ride!

Sidebar Ep. 118: Tipping Etiquette: Decoding the American Culture

Hey friends! In this episode, we're diving deep into the complexities of tipping culture in the United States. It's more than just a simple thank you for good service; it's a hotly debated topic that brings up questions about fair pay, corporate responsibility, and good old American capitalism. 

Join us as we share laughs and stories from the service industry trenches. From the nuances of restaurant tipping to how much you should leave for your barista's killer coffee art, we're covering it all. 

We even tackle those awkward moments when the check arrives, and you're left wondering if you're tipping too little, too much, or just enough. Let's navigate these waters together and figure out where we stand on the tipping spectrum!

Sidebar Ep. 117: Squirrel Shenanigans and Stingray Surprises

Hey there, fellow true crime and wine enthusiasts!  Dive into this adventurous episode with Topher and I as we unravel our wild animal encounters that range from hilariously chaotic to heart-pounding moments. While recounting our tales, prepare for a few laughs, some unexpected twists, and a touch of suspense. And yes, there's a stingray involved in a story you won't soon forget! Plus, find out what happens when animal lovers cross paths with nature in unexpected ways, including a mountain lion's curious encounter.

If you’re an animal lover or just enjoy a good story over a glass of wine, you’re in the right place! We even tackle why squirrels might be avoiding golf courses and take you through a scenic cruise adventure with a few animal cameos. 

Pour yourself a glass, get comfy, and join us for some laughs, thrills, and maybe a little bit of nature-friendly advice. Cheers! 

Sidebar Ep. 116: Sip by Sip: Unlocking the Secrets of Wine Tasting

Hey there, wine lovers!  Ever stared at a glass of wine and wondered what to say about it? Join in as we dive into the basics of wine tasting, where flavor exploration becomes a fun, stress-free experience. Whether you're nosing a Pinot Noir or pondering the playfulness of a wine at a picnic, we've got the tips to guide you, complete with a handy cheat—oops! I mean, help sheet to make sense of it all.

Discover how three simple flavors can unfold into a plethora of tasting notes that even make a waiter raise an eyebrow. This episode is about embracing the joy of wine—a journey from the nose to the glass with a splash of humor and a lot of discovery.

Grab your glass, bring out the binder, and start your flavorful adventure with us. Cheers to learning, laughter, and, of course, wine!

Sidebar Ep.115: Imaginary Campaigns & Intriguing Adventures: A Creative Spin on D&D

Hey there! Dive into our latest episode as we chat about crafting fantastical and fun D&D campaigns you never knew you needed. From exploring the vibrant world under the sea with all its mythical creatures to discovering hidden realms within your mundane office space, we’ve got creative juices flowing.

Join us as we brainstorm epic campaigns, including a thrilling podcast interruption leading to a mission of judge-like heroics, and navigating the treacherous court of King Henry VIII as one of his wives. Whether it’s hunting for sunken treasures or evading a historical king's wrath, our ideas are bound to spark your imagination.

We also share how pop culture and classic elements can fuse to create unforgettable gaming experiences. So whether you’re a seasoned dungeon master or just dipping your toes in role-playing games, this chat will inspire your next adventure.

Plus, we're excited to reveal some new swag we’ve got lined up for you! Don't miss out, and let's get those creative minds rolling! Cheers!

Sidebar Ep. 114: The Grapes Are Struggling: Climate Change's Threat to the Wine Industry

Hey friends! Welcome to another wild ride with "True Crime Against Wine." Today, Judge Rachel and Judge Topher spill the tea (or should I say wine?) on how climate change is shaking things up in the wine world! 

Our buddy Noah's question takes us on a whirlwind tour of vineyard challenges, from awkward frosts to raging wildfires. It’s a bumpy ride for those grapes, and we’re here to share the highs and toasting lows these winemakers are facing.

Ready to dive into what might just be the world's juiciest climate drama? Tune in, sip along, and maybe grab a bottle of your favorite vintage before it becomes as rare as a unicorn. Cheers to knowledge, resilience, and, of course, wine! 

Sidebar Ep. 113: Witty Wines and Game of Thrones: Drunk Pairings

Hey there! Ever wondered what wine your favorite characters from Game of Thrones would sip on during their downtime? In this wild and witty episode, we're diving into just that with a fun sidebar conversation!

Join us as we hilariously match the iconic personalities of Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Cersei Lannister, and more to wines that capture their essence. Whether it's a cozy Pinot Noir for everyone's favorite brooding hero or a sharp Gruner-Veltliner for the fierce Mother of Dragons, there's something for every Westerosi palate.

And we don't stop there! We chat about Tyrion's potential switch from wine aficionado to scotch sipper and even ponder what ancient wine would befit Drogon's fiery nature. It's all in good fun, so grab a glass, sit back, and let's toast to the Seven Kingdoms together!

CASE 0420: Simma baboo! Bada bing!

DEFENDANT: The Sims

EVIDENCE: Rex Hill Sims Valley Pinot Noir

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Henford-on-Bagley and other locations

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Hey there, fellow wine and game enthusiasts! 🎉 Join us as we wrap up a delightful season of True Crime Against Wine in what can only be described as a bittersweet farewell (but fear not, we'll be back with even more surprises next season!). This episode, we're diving back into the world's top wine destination, Willamette Valley, and exploring why it's earned such high praise.

 

But that’s not all! We’re also putting The Sims in the hot seat, exploring its quirky history, and sharing hilarious personal tales from our gaming experiences. From battling unexpected events (like falling satellites!) to wooing with wizards, it's a fun rollercoaster ride. And, of course, our sidebars will continue over the summer - so keep those questions coming via email or any of our socials!

 

Pour yourself a glass of something fabulous and buckle up for an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and a peek into what's brewing for Season Five. Until then, say cheers, ciao, and see you soon! 🥂

Sidebar Ep. 112: Cheers to Severance: The Innies and Outies of Severance Drink Pairings

Hey there! Ready for a fun ride through the world of "Severance" with a glass in hand?  In this episode, Judge Topher takes on a quirky challenge by exploring the perfect beverage matches for both the 'innie' and 'outie' versions of your favorite characters from the hit series "Severance." 

From Mark's whiskey melancholy to Helly R's rebellious margaritas, we dive deep into what makes each character tick—and sip! It's a mix of humor, deep dives, and a genuine love for both wine and "Severance." Whether you're a fan of the show or just love discovering the perfect drink for any occasion, you're in for a treat. 

Join us for this unique blend of true crime intrigue and delightful beverage concoctions, and don't forget to share your thoughts or your own drink suggestions for your innie or outie self! Cheers! 

CASE 0419: We Get It; Judge Topher is a Whore

DEFENDANT: Kevin Hart

 

EVIDENCE: Gran Coramino Cristalino Reposado Tequila (it is silver because it is clear, Fact Checker doesn't always know everything)

 

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jalisco, Mexico

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Hello, friends! Welcome to another tantalizing episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Picture this—you’re stepping into our cozy podcast, where we love to escape the chaos of the world and unwind.

 

This time, we're diving into a spirited discussion as we savor some delightful tequila. And not just any tequila; it’s Kevin Hart’s very own Coramino Tequila. Oh yes, we’re doing it right!

 

In this episode, we banter about the unique traditions of tequila-making, explore some funny and awkward anecdotes from Kevin Hart's life, and sift through old scandals with the lightheartedness of enjoying a smooth, strong drink. Guffaw with us over comedic imprudence and celebrity escapades while sipping on divine margaritas that you’ll definitely want to try at home.

 

Whether you’re here for the wine wisdom, comedic interludes, or just to hear us babble about all things entertaining, you’re in the right place. So, grab your glass and tune in for a long, enjoyable escape with us!