True Crimes Against Wine

Sidebar Ep. 100: Fact That Check!!!

In this exciting special episode, we celebrate airing our 100th Sidebar. Not only do we get to hear Fact Checker speak (yes, he came to work today), he also relistened to each episode so that he could write a diabolical quiz to test the memories of both our judges. What do you think? Which judge retained the most information over the years? Or will they both bomb? Play along with us to test your Sidebar savvy and try to beat our scores, if you dare! Happy 100th!!! Cheers!

CASE 0405: No, Rachel, It Doesn't Taste Like Grapes!

DEFENDANT: Emma Watson

EVIDENCE: Renais Gin

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Chablis, France

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Hey there, fabulous friends! Welcome to another thrilling episode of True Crimes Against Wine, and guess what? We’re diving into our very first liquor episode of Season Four. That’s right, we’re shaking things up with some gin-tastic revelations!

Now, before you roll your eyes and say, “Oh, more gin?” hear us out! This isn’t just any gin; it’s Emma Watson’s very own Renais Gin, crafted with grapes from her family’s vineyard in Chablis. Fancy, right? We’re exploring its unique flavors and crafting some delightful cocktails that will have you dreaming of sipping by the pool or lounging in a garden.

Join us as we spill the tea (or should we say gin?) on Emma’s life beyond the screen, her impressive academic pursuits, and her adventures in the world of wine and spirits. Plus, we’ll take you on a nostalgic journey through 90s fashion, celebrity gossip, and more!

So grab your favorite cocktail glass and settle in for a fun, refreshing, and slightly tipsy episode that’s sure to leave you craving more. Cheers, darlings!

Sidebar Ep. 99: Living Through Horror: Movie Scenarios and Spooky Seasons

Hey there! Welcome back to another episode of True Crime Against Wine. So, we're diving into a special sidebar today. We got a ton of spooky season-related questions from you guys, and even though we're technically shifting into the holiday season, we're holding onto those spooky vibes a little longer. Let's be real, Thanksgiving can be pretty problematic, and without snow, Christmas doesn't feel all that festive. So, cheers to extending spooky season!

 

We've got some killer questions lined up, starting with this gem: If you had to live your reality in a horror movie, which one would it be? We've already confessed that surviving classic horror situations isn't exactly our forte. But hey, Coraline seems survivable, right? On the flip side, the idea of a haunted house with an unexpected axe murderer or an intense escape room scenario sounds thrillingly terrifying!

 

Now, here's the twist: which horror movie would you send your co-host into? We're talking outdoor horrors for those who aren't fans of the wilderness, and maybe some haunted house madness for those who love a good scare. It's all in good fun, and we've got some hilarious scenarios lined up!

 

Big shoutout to Tim for sending us these spine-tingling questions. And to all our listeners, keep those questions coming! You can reach us at truecrimesagainstwine@gmail.com and find us on TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook. Let's keep the spooky spirit alive a little longer!

 

Cheers, and until next time, keep it spooky!

CASE 0404: Mary Shelley's "Grapenstein"

DEFENDANT: Mary Shelley and her Monstrous Creations
EVIDENCE: 19 Crimes Frankenstein Cabernet Sauvignon, Bride of Frankenstein Red Blend
SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Land Down Unda!

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Hey there, fellow wine and spooky story enthusiasts!  Welcome to a special Halloween edition of "True Crimes Against Wine," where we're diving into the eerie world of Mary Shelley and her legendary creation, Frankenstein. This episode is full of firsts and surprises, including our very first tasting of Australian wines. We’re going down under with a couple of 19 Crimes bottles that promise to be as intriguing as our discussion!

Join us as we explore the life and times of the original goth girl, Mary Shelley. From her scandalous love life to her groundbreaking novel that birthed the science fiction genre, we’re spilling all the tea (or wine, in this case). Was Frankenstein's monster truly a villain, or was Dr. Frankenstein the real madman? And what’s the deal with Mary’s obsession with graveyards? We’ve got all the juicy details.

So grab a glass, cozy up, and get ready for a tale that’s as tragic as it is timeless. We promise it’s a story you’ll want to sink your teeth into. Cheers to Mary Shelley, the queen of dark romance and literary innovation! 

Sidebar Ep. 98: Time-Traveling with Legends: Alan Rickman & Paul Lynde

Hey there, welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! We've got a fun sidebar today, thanks to a sparkling question from our listener, Diamond. If you could go back in time and meet any celebrity who's no longer with us, who would it be? We dive into this time-traveling fantasy and share our picks!

First up, it's Alan Rickman! From the heartwarming Colonel Brandon to the complex Severus Snape, Alan brought so much depth to his roles. And let's not forget the emotional rollercoaster he took us on in "Love Actually." Seriously, don't make Emma Thompson cry!

Then we switch gears to the hilarious Paul Lynde, known for his sharp wit on shows like "Hollywood Squares." Imagine having him at your dinner party—so many laughs guaranteed! And if we could journey even further back, Oscar Wilde would be a must-meet for his iconic wit and charm.

So, who would you choose? Drop us a line and let us know which celebrity you'd want to hang out with from the past. And don't forget, we're always here for a chat on True Crimes Against Wine via Gmail, TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook. We'll even send you some swag!

Thanks for tuning in, and a special shoutout to Diamond for the fabulous question. Until next time, cheers!

Sidebar Ep. 97: The Firing Chronicles: When Wine Meets Workplace Drama

Hey there, welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This time, we're diving into the juicy world of workplace drama with a side of vino. Ever wondered what it's like to wield authority and have to let someone go? Well, you're in for a treat!

Join us as we spill the tea on some of the wildest firing stories you've ever heard. From button-up shirts gone rogue to cheeky employees thinking they can rewrite the rules, we've got it all. It's a rollercoaster ride of unexpected laughs, awkward encounters, and lessons learned the hard way.

So grab a glass of your favorite wine (or mineral water, we won't judge) and tune in for a candid chat about the ups and downs of managing people. Got your own crazy work stories? We want to hear them! Slide into our DMs and share the gossip. Cheers to not being fired, friends!

 

 

CASE 0403: The Wine Is Out There...

DEFENDANTS: Agts Mulder and Scully
EVIDENCE: Grape Abduction Company White Blend, Slovenia
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Don't Look Up...

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Hey friend!  Welcome to a brand new episode of True Crimes Against Wine - Season 4! 

We're kicking off with some exciting content this season, and today is no exception. We've got a first for you: a delightful blend of 90% Pinot Blanc and 10% Yellow Muscat all the way from Slovenia! 

Join us as we dive into the world of Slovenian wines, discuss fascinating facts about the X-Files, and even touch on some spooky alien abduction stories. 

Did you know Slovenia has over 28,000 wineries? And that the X-Files inspired a surge of women entering STEM fields? We're unpacking all of this and more in today's episode. 

So grab a glass, sit back, and let's get into it!  Cheers! 

Sidebar Ep. 96: Celebrities We’d Erase from Existence and Why

Hey there, welcome to another hilariously candid episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This time, we dive deep into the question we’ve all secretly pondered: which celebrities would we erase from existence and why?

 

We kick things off with a question from Wesley, sparking a lively debate on which celebrities we just can’t stand. From irrational hatred for Timothee Chalamet to the complex feelings about Janelle Monáe, we leave no stone unturned.

 

Join us as we discuss everything from the Kardashians' impact on body image to the darker sides of Hollywood with figures like Kevin Spacey and Woody Allen. And of course, we throw in some light-hearted banter about local dad rock bands and New Year's Eve nugget drops!

 

It's an episode filled with strong opinions, a few laughs, and a whole lot of honesty. Cheers to that!

 

CASE 0402: You Give Wine, I Give Wine

DEFENDANT: The Cast of New Girl (but especially Schmitt)

EVIDENCE: Schmitt Söhne Family Wines Riesling 

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Mosel, Germany

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Hey there, friends! 🍷 Ready for another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine? This time, we're diving into the world of Riesling and reminiscing about our favorite moments from the beloved TV show, New Girl! 🎉

 

We’ll be talking about everything from the show's quirky characters to unforgettable guest stars. And you won’t believe the crazy science experiment we tried with spicy salsa and Riesling! 🌶️🍇

 

Pour yourself a glass, sit back, and join us for some laughs and wine wisdom. And hey, don’t forget to share your favorite New Girl moments with us. Cheers! 🥂

Sidebar Ep. 95: A Toast to Italian Nights: Wine Pairings and Laughs

Hey friends! Welcome back to another delightful True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar! 

Tonight, we're diving into the perfect wine pairings for an Italian dinner. Judge Topher has it all planned out, starting with a chilled bottle of Pigato, followed by a luscious Barolo. Fancy, right? 

But don't worry, we've got some laughs and cheeky moments too—like figuring out what to drink at Olive Garden and some playful banter about mocktails and adults who order Shirley Temples. 

Join us for a fun, wine-filled evening and get ready to take some notes for your next dinner out. Cheers!