True Crimes Against Wine

Wine list got you stymied? Unsure what to do when the server brings the bottle to the table? And what do you do with the cork??? Judge Topher is here to allay your anxiety and put a stopper in the awkwardness!

DEFENDANT: Ryan Reynolds

EVIDENCE: Aviation Gin

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Portland, Oregon

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Our Judges sojourn deep into the foggy, fern-laden forests of Oregon, where they are treated to a private gin tasting with sex symbol and ballet primadonna Ryan Reynolds. While they are there they discuss the super hero's career, his lovely wife, and most importantly, hanky panky.

Judge Rachel is asked to explain "the situation" with Armie Hammer and gives some tasty insights into the more savory aspects of cancel culture.

Join our flawless Judges as they review the transcripts of a year's worth of trials. The highs, the lows, the shockers and the syrah. Our celebrity defendants have provided gossip as juicy as their wines, and our Judges have proven themselves as sober in their rulings as they feel in they are in their hearts. (Fact Checker was not available for verification.)

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Thanks for a great year. And don't worry, the crime wave continues! Cheers!

Looking for wine on a budget but don't want to skimp on quality? Judge Topher has the skinny on how to shop for cheap bottles, as well as his favorite wines for under $10!

DEFENDANT: Diane Keaton

 

EVIDENCE: The Keaton Red Wine Blend

 

SCENE OF THE CRIME: North Coast, CA

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Our Judges celebrate America's favorite mom, Ms Diane Keaton. They explore her iconic roles, brilliant fashion, and layered relationships. Rachel reveals a deep seated and unexpected prejudice, but makes up for it with an awkward celebrity sighting.

Your Judges are here to break down the stigma around mocktails, as well as give you some helpful tips for making them at home! Cheers, loves! You don't have to drink to be merry!

DEFENDANT: Train

 

EVIDENCE: "Calling All Angels" Chardonnay

 

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Livermore Valley, CA

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Our Judges try to figure out what exactly Train is, and why. They explore ideas for their own band names, fresh beauty products, and Rachel takes a very strong stance about her musical taste.

We have all been in this situation. We are on our way to an important dinner party and we want to bring a nice bottle as a gift. But what are the rules? How do we choose? Topher has some pro tips to help ease the pressure and have you looking like a true connoisseur!

DEFENDANT: Betty White

 

EVIDENCE: She Isn't Actually On Trial

 

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Seriously, She Is A Saint

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In this very special episode, our judges cancel their hearings for the day and take to their chambers to pour some martinis and pay loving (and laughing) tribute to the great Betty White. Topher channels his inner happy homemaker with tips for alternative uses for wine, and Rachel explores what made Betty such a gift to the world, both on-screen and off.

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Rest in peace, Betty. And thank you for being a förbundsmedlem.