
Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question. After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.
Episodes

Monday May 16, 2022
CASE 0131: Here’s The Skinny...
Monday May 16, 2022
Monday May 16, 2022

Monday May 09, 2022
Sidebar Ep. 18: The Limit Does Not Exist
Monday May 09, 2022
Monday May 09, 2022
Our Judges address a question from tequila enthusiast Frankie as they tackle the age-old question, how much is too much?

Monday May 02, 2022
CASE 0130: Drunk Becomes Her
Monday May 02, 2022
Monday May 02, 2022

Monday Apr 25, 2022
Sidebar Ep. 17: Who You Crushin’ On???
Monday Apr 25, 2022
Monday Apr 25, 2022
Judge Rachel reveals a not at all weird first crush, and good for her! Topher understands the assignment.

Monday Apr 18, 2022
CASE1029: Never Been Sloshed
Monday Apr 18, 2022
Monday Apr 18, 2022

Monday Apr 11, 2022
Sidebar Ep. 16: Rachel’s Burn Book
Monday Apr 11, 2022
Monday Apr 11, 2022
Judge Rachel gets extra judge-y as she answers the second part of Thom's question, "Who is your LEAST favorite celebrity couple?" Topher is aghast at Rachel's answer and her predictions of an impending divorce.

Monday Apr 04, 2022
CASE 0128: Beams, Borg, and Bar Rodents, Oh My!
Monday Apr 04, 2022
Monday Apr 04, 2022

Monday Mar 28, 2022
Sidebar Ep. 15: Rachel’s TrapperKeeper of Love
Monday Mar 28, 2022
Monday Mar 28, 2022
Rachel enthuses about her favorite celebrity couple and our judges wax poetic about Hollywood love.

Monday Mar 21, 2022
Sidebar Ep. 14: How To Order Wine (And Look Really Cool When You Do)
Monday Mar 21, 2022
Monday Mar 21, 2022
Wine list got you stymied? Unsure what to do when the server brings the bottle to the table? And what do you do with the cork??? Judge Topher is here to allay your anxiety and put a stopper in the awkwardness!

Monday Mar 14, 2022
CASE 0127: This Is A Deadpool Meta Reference
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Monday Mar 14, 2022
DEFENDANT: Ryan Reynolds
EVIDENCE: Aviation Gin
SCENE OF THE CRIME: Portland, Oregon
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Our Judges sojourn deep into the foggy, fern-laden forests of Oregon, where they are treated to a private gin tasting with sex symbol and ballet primadonna Ryan Reynolds. While they are there they discuss the super hero's career, his lovely wife, and most importantly, hanky panky.
