Celebrities can be talented, sure, but should they really be making wine? Join Judges Topher and Rachel as they use their oenological savvy and pop culture deep cuts to answer that very question. After drinking all the evidence and sorting their way through red herrings, they will determine whether some of Hollywood and music's biggest stars are, in fact, guilty of True Crimes Against Wine.
Episodes
Monday Jul 29, 2024
Monday Jul 29, 2024
Hey there! 🍷 Ever wondered what happens when wedding dress shopping turns into a boozy adventure? In this episode of "True Crimes Against Wine," we're spilling all the tea (or should we say wine?) on wedding dress shopping, the unexpected quirks of dress sizes, and the hilarious mishaps that ensue. Spoiler: There's a salty margarita flight involved. 🥂
Join us as we navigate the world of bridal fashion, Pinterest inspirations, and the hunt for the perfect dress. Plus, get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments as we discuss cheese boards, tiaras, and even the wild idea of cheese lingerie! 
So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and enjoy the ride with us. Cheers to love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos! 🥳
Monday Jul 22, 2024
Monday Jul 22, 2024
Hey there, wine lover! 🍷 Ready for a fun-filled adventure? In this episode of True Crimes Against Wine, we dive deep into the heart of Tuscany with a hilarious quiz that will have you laughing and learning all at once.
Join us as we test our knowledge about Tuscan wines, fumble through some geography, and reminisce about the charming movie Under the Tuscan Sun. Trust us, you don't want to miss this one!
So grab your favorite glass of Chianti, sit back, and let's get quizzical!
Monday Jul 15, 2024
Monday Jul 15, 2024
Hey there! Welcome to another True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar! 🍷
This week, we're taking you back to the 90s with some voicemail nostalgia before diving into the juicy details of what it means to be an AGM and House Sommelier. You'll get a behind-the-scenes look at how we keep everything running smoothly, from handling financials to making sure every guest leaves with a smile.
Plus, we've got some real-life drama as we try (and hilariously fail) to get in touch with a potential new hire. Spoiler: our voicemail game is strong, and so is our wine knowledge. 😉
Monday Jul 08, 2024
Monday Jul 08, 2024
Hey there, wine lovers! 
Things get a bit operatic as Rachel faces a quiz about Northern Italy's wine culture, courtesy of Topher and his mischievous staff. Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues! 
From guessing powerful Renaissance city-states to identifying Italy's grape varieties, Rachel's answers will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, you'll discover the crucial difference between pepperoni and sparkling salami. Who knew learning about wine could be this entertaining?
Join us for laughs, unexpected trivia, and Rachel’s unique approach to wine quizzes.
Don’t forget to send in your own questions for Rachel (or even Topher) on Facebook, Instagram, Gmail, and TikTok. Cheers! 
Monday Jul 01, 2024
Monday Jul 01, 2024
Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷
In this special sidebar episode of True Crimes Against Wine, Judge Rachel and Topher dive into some of the most frequently asked questions from their staff about wine basics. From the surprising origins of winemaking to the myriad grape varieties out there, you'll be both entertained and educated.
Ever wondered how many types of grapes exist or what exactly terroir means? Or maybe you're curious about the rebellious nature of IGT wines? Tune in as Rachel gets quizzed on these topics and more, with plenty of laughs and unexpected moments along the way.
Grab a glass and join us for some fun wine trivia and a little bit of friendly competition. Cheers to learning something new! 🥂
Monday Jun 24, 2024
Monday Jun 17, 2024
Monday Jun 10, 2024
Monday Jun 10, 2024
DEFENDANT: Walter Goggins
EVIDENCE: Mulholland Liquors
SCENE OF THE CRIME: California
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Our Judges celebrate the great character actor in the Season 3 Finale. Drink along as they taste not one, not two, but THREE liquors in their booziest case ever!
Monday Jun 03, 2024
Monday May 27, 2024
Monday May 27, 2024
DEFENDANT: Monty Don
EVIDENCE: Babylonstoren Rosé
SCENE OF THE CRIME: South Africa, Chelsea Garden Show
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Our Judges don their garden gloves and fanciest hats to attend the most anticipated Garden Show of the year while chatting about one of Britain's most beloved national treasures.